Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Modi MUST LEARN Yoga Again!

Ashok T Jaisinghani

*****Modi MUST LEARN Yoga Again!*****

Yogi Adityanath must have been ABSOLUTELY CRAZY when he THREATENED "those opposing SURYA NAMASKAR should DROWN in the sea!"

   Yogi Adityanath should FIRST TEACH Narendra Modi the CORRECT MEANING of Yoga and the RIGHT TYPE of Yogasanas that are suitable for him. As Modi gets ONLY 3 HOURS of SLEEP in a day, he must be DEFINITELY PERFORMING the WRONG TYPE of Yogasanas and also CONSUMING the WRONG TYPES of FOODS and DRINKS. 

   Narendra Modi is SUFFERING from INSOMNIA and keeps saying BOMBASTIC things the whole day as a man who is TALKING in his SLEEP. He NEVER seems to be FULLY AWAKE and is seen many times raising his arms as a SUPERMAN ready to FLY into SPACE. He MUST be DREAMING a lot, as he claims to be a GREAT DREAMER.

   Narendra Modi also INSISTS that he WON'T ALLOW any Government OFFICIALS to SLEEP. Are the Government OFFICIALS his SLAVES who must WORK 24 HOURS EVERY DAY?   

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